Monday, April 17, 2006

Home opener

Did everyone go to the home opening game for the Travs? Yes, they lost, but it was still a great game! If you like the Travelers, you should check out the best Travs blog on the Web: Travelerocity. Go take a look, even though the blogger hasn't returned the favor by adding a link to my blog (but has no problem e-mailing me "friendly" reminders to update!)

 

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Another one bites the dust

These are scans of manipulated Polaroid SX-70 prints. The first photo was taken/manipulated about two weeks ago. The second one was done a couple of years ago. Polaroid has stopped making SX-70 film, so whatever is on the market now is all that is left. No more photo-squishing fun for me! If anyone finds any boxes/cartons/crates of SX-70 anywhere, let me know!

No observations, astute or otherwise, today. Just something I've been debating with myself: Is Pee Wee Herman scarier as a doll, or as a live human?

Monday, February 20, 2006

Ice, ice everywhere but nary a chunk to keep my food cold

I'm sure everyone has stopped checking for entries here (all three people who ever read this blog), but surprise! Here I am again.

I cheated with the photo above--it is not from the most recent Little Rock "ice storm;" it's from 2000, when we really had some ice.

And on that note...a little bit of advice for Little Rock drivers (except me, of course): If you don't know how to drive on ice, STAY HOME. Thank you.

Now, I should explain that icy roads in Little Rock are a lot more dangerous than icy roads in Peabody, Mass., because in Peabody, the sand trucks are eventually going to come along and soon you'll be driving on brown mush instead of ice. Here, if you don't see a sand truck ahead of you, and there isn't one looming in your rearview mirror, ain't none coming.

Oh, I saw a couple of the trucks driving down the street when the sleet started late Friday/early Saturday, but they weren't spewing any sand out the back. I don't know what they were doing. Enjoying the scenery, I guess.

If you live in Little Rock and only drive on ice once every two to three years, yet absolutely insist on going out to get that six-pack of PBR you forgot when you went out for bread-milk-eggs-and-oh-yeah-corndogs-will-be-yummy-when-we're-iced-in,heed this advice:

1. If you're going to brake, brake to slow down before you get to the ice. Brakes don't work on ice. You slide.

2. If you're already sliding on ice, don't step on the gas. Acceleration doesn't work on ice. You slide more.

3. If you have 4-wheel-drive, practice when it's warm and sunny, so you'll know what to do when it's icy.

4. If you own a pick-up or SUV, stay home so you don't wreck my car with it.

I couldn't believe the first winter I was here and we got, oh, 8 inches of snow. I was driving to work and saw all these abandoned pick-up trucks slid off the side of the road; so many that I thought it must be a joke or some kind of Southern "yay it's snowing" tradition. Nope. The drivers just didn't know what they were doing. You don't even want to hear about the SUV's I've seen flipped upside down.

Shouldn't natural selection have killed off all these people by now?

So, in other exciting news, my refrigerator quit working today. I have all my food in two friends' refrigerator/freezers until it is repaired. Which is funny, because it's been warm all winter until this weekend, when it actually dropped below freezing. Yet my freezer won't keep anything colder than 50. I realize I could just put everything in my car and it would stay chilled, but who wants to drive around with a grocery store in the back seat?

Oh, what wonders will tomorrow bring?