Today, in the fun world of office work, Felicia threw an early birthday party for her husband, Jim. The first photo is of Jim getting his piece o' birthday cake, and looking none too thrilled at having his picture taken. The second photo is of Jim & Felicia, the last time she'll see him for two weeks.
Why? Because this afternoon he drove to Kansas City to cover the next in the exciting court adventures of Wayne DuMond, a character that only Arkansas could create. Well, actually, Maine is pretty good at creating characters like him, too.
The short version:
In the early 1970s, DuMond recieved immunity for admitting his part in a crime in Oklahoma--he and two other dudes used a 17-year-old girl to lure this guy into a park. DuMond beat the guy up, but said it was the other guys who ended up killing him. He got five years' probation.
A little bit later he accosted a teenage girl in Washington. Five years' probation again.
In 1985, Wayne DuMond was convicted of kidnapping and raping a 17-year-old girl, who happened to be a distant cousin of future President Bill Clinton. His sentence was life-plus-20-years. Whatever that means.
Here's the good part--In 1985, before DuMond went to prison, two masked men supposedly beat him up and castrated him. The sheriff of St. Francis County had DuMond's testicles displayed in a jar in his office, for which DuMond sued him and won.
Anyway, he was released from prison in 1999, and while on parole in Missouri, less than a year later, allegedly killed another woman. That's the trial Jim gets to cover. Think this guy's got a problem maybe?